They Attack In Packs To Bring Down Large Prey
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Moments later the flock retreated, leaving nothing but the skeletal carcass of the hapless van. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer bob_super says, “The result of a disastrous cross-breeding experiment, the African Bicycle has proven to be an ever-spreading plague. Initially intended to be more resistant to road hazards than the local variety, the African Bikes are a major threat to cars passing by, that they take down with thousands of tiny scratches. Numerous wrecks have already happened and scientists are watching in fear as the Tour de France, height of their breeding season, approaches. Less aggressive local bikes, which usually ding cars mostly when threatened, are no match.”
